Where Have You Been?

So do you ever have someone text you saying Hey where have you gone from my life? But the funny thing is you haven't gone anywhere. But on the contrary I haven't gone anywhere, I have always been here. People so often go on with their own lives to self-consumed with themselves to realize that there leaving those they once loved and cared about behind. So unless some human being puts in an honest effort to try and be with me I am saying fuck it. Just once I would like my life to be a cheesy chick flick with some spontaneous dance number or solo. Or even ridding a big green tractor with some sexy cowboy. Just once it would be nice if life could be like the movies.

But no I am that awkward British tragedy, with no happy ending. Whats the fun in that? Maybe a reality TV show would be more preferable, possibly the next Snookie could be fun. However i'm not sure if I would enjoy random Guido ding dongs adventuring up my but hole when i'm trying to dance. Or even a fairy-tail with talking chipmunks wouldn't be to bad. Anything is better than the boring nothingness most everyone experiences everyday including myself.

So needless to say my day consisted of an almost forgotten person texting me where have you been? Me going to work at the same Farm Market talking to old people about the difference between Peaches (yeah there is a difference). Then I went to double sessions of Zumba to blast pounds off and feel better about myself. Thank god there are several obese women there so I don't feel quite as fat. Then I went home ate some lean cusine and i'm currently blogging and watching The Social Network. So needless to say I remain here... nowhere.