Ok, so here is the list of people I would hypothetically fuck... Like you know if it was the right situation and the right moment with not girlfriends boyfriends. I would fuck you...
1. Shia Lebouf- anywhere any position anytime even on my wedding night!
2. Patrick Dempsey- Only for medical purposes ;)
3. Malcom from Malcom in the Middle- Who wouldn't tap that?
4. Hugh Laurie- Oh Jesus his British accent <3 <3 <3
5. Leonardo DeCaprio- There's just something about him...
6. George Clooney- Only if he wasn't around my fathers age damnit!
7. Chunk from The Goonies- Chubby chaserrrrrrr :)
8. Gerard Butler- Holllllllyyyyyyyyyy Jesus do me now!
9. Luke Wilson- Only somewhere kinky
10. Beyonce- Girl got booty
11. Mathew McConugaey- OBVIOUS!
12. Daniel Tosh- hilariousssssss
13. Russel Brand- ;)
14. Katy Perry- Only in 3-some form with Russel Brand
15. FEZ- He's soooo cute!!!!!!
16. Mila Kunis
17. Kermit the Frog- ahhhhh so cute!
18. All the Harry Potter Character, except Voldemort that's just wierd.
19. Boots!- so flexible!
20. David Beckham!!!!
21. Pitbull! <3 <3 <3
22. Kanye West- He was right
23. Any Zumba Instructor- Damn there hips don't lie!
24. Peter Cahill- Well it's out in the open
25. Jesus- Well you know after marriage...
26. Oscar the Grouch- cookiessssss
27. Lamar Oden
28. UV- any flavor!
29. Yoplait yogurt ANY flavor
30. Will Ferrel
31. Cameron Diaz- Only if she wore the bad teacher outfit
32. Dave Mathews Band- Crash into me now!
33. That bodyguard Kim Kardashian had from Australia
34. Andy Warhol- If he was alive...
35. Power Rangers- no explanation needed
36. Justin Bieber- Only to show him what a real girl looks like
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