My life right now...

Long time no blog

So the most recent blogs I have posted were about how i don't wanna go to college. Well now that I am going I realize its worse than I thought it's boring as fuck and its mainly cause i'm a commuter if I could atleast meet people on campus that would be great but noooo! Basically I get hit on by creepers daily, the only thing I look forward too is seeing the cute kid in my drawing class. Meanwhile I see on facebook everyone is having an awesome time at radical places and it's just a little sad cause I wish I had that going on in my life but I don't! It just sucks.

Next year I will not let my parents control my life. I am packing my bags and leaving for Colorado ASAP! Where I can ski some new mountains. Meet new people and for gods sake create my own life that isn't parent controlled. I understand they are trying to save me some money but the way I see it I will be miserable and drop out at this rate if I don't get some fun.

over and out
Randi

Parents

From a teenagers perspective parents SUCK! Not just balls but big hairy fat sweaty guy nasty balls! Like really is it necessary to control everything! Not at all! Then there are grandparents who are just senial. Honestly my grandparents big event of the day is doing laundry ha ha greatttt! Meanwhile my life is super busy all the time everyday!!!! But in new news I just got promoted yipppeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! But somehow its a bigger deal that my idiotic jock brother lost a soccer game... wow that will take u far in life! Seriously if your gonna choose a favorite atleast admit it to your kids then your actions will atleast make sense.

Planking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0QZQ9fHng0

Basically planking is amazingly funny... The End

Where Have You Been?

So do you ever have someone text you saying Hey where have you gone from my life? But the funny thing is you haven't gone anywhere. But on the contrary I haven't gone anywhere, I have always been here. People so often go on with their own lives to self-consumed with themselves to realize that there leaving those they once loved and cared about behind. So unless some human being puts in an honest effort to try and be with me I am saying fuck it. Just once I would like my life to be a cheesy chick flick with some spontaneous dance number or solo. Or even ridding a big green tractor with some sexy cowboy. Just once it would be nice if life could be like the movies.

But no I am that awkward British tragedy, with no happy ending. Whats the fun in that? Maybe a reality TV show would be more preferable, possibly the next Snookie could be fun. However i'm not sure if I would enjoy random Guido ding dongs adventuring up my but hole when i'm trying to dance. Or even a fairy-tail with talking chipmunks wouldn't be to bad. Anything is better than the boring nothingness most everyone experiences everyday including myself.

So needless to say my day consisted of an almost forgotten person texting me where have you been? Me going to work at the same Farm Market talking to old people about the difference between Peaches (yeah there is a difference). Then I went to double sessions of Zumba to blast pounds off and feel better about myself. Thank god there are several obese women there so I don't feel quite as fat. Then I went home ate some lean cusine and i'm currently blogging and watching The Social Network. So needless to say I remain here... nowhere.

People I Would Fuck

Ok, so here is the list of people I would hypothetically fuck... Like you know if it was the right situation and the right moment with not girlfriends boyfriends. I would fuck you...

1. Shia Lebouf- anywhere any position anytime even on my wedding night!
2. Patrick Dempsey- Only for medical purposes ;)
3. Malcom from Malcom in the Middle- Who wouldn't tap that?
4. Hugh Laurie- Oh Jesus his British accent <3 <3 <3
5. Leonardo DeCaprio- There's just something about him...
6. George Clooney- Only if he wasn't around my fathers age damnit!
7. Chunk from The Goonies- Chubby chaserrrrrrr :)
8. Gerard Butler- Holllllllyyyyyyyyyy Jesus do me now!
9. Luke Wilson- Only somewhere kinky
10. Beyonce- Girl got booty
11. Mathew McConugaey- OBVIOUS!
12. Daniel Tosh- hilariousssssss
13. Russel Brand- ;)
14. Katy Perry- Only in 3-some form with Russel Brand
15. FEZ- He's soooo cute!!!!!!
16. Mila Kunis
17. Kermit the Frog- ahhhhh so cute!
18. All the Harry Potter Character, except Voldemort that's just wierd.
19. Boots!- so flexible!
20. David Beckham!!!!
21. Pitbull! <3 <3 <3
22. Kanye West- He was right
23. Any Zumba Instructor- Damn there hips don't lie!
24. Peter Cahill- Well it's out in the open
25. Jesus- Well you know after marriage...
26. Oscar the Grouch- cookiessssss
27. Lamar Oden
28. UV- any flavor!
29. Yoplait yogurt ANY flavor
30. Will Ferrel
31. Cameron Diaz- Only if she wore the bad teacher outfit
32. Dave Mathews Band- Crash into me now!
33. That bodyguard Kim Kardashian had from Australia
34. Andy Warhol- If he was alive...
35. Power Rangers- no explanation needed
36. Justin Bieber- Only to show him what a real girl looks like

Stuck

You ever feel like your stuck in a rut, that you should be doing something far more amazing than what you have going on for you now. Well that's me. Here I am stuck in this small little town with a part-time job attempting to get money to pay for this little thing called community college. Honestly I know there is a reason people go to community college but I thought I would be doing more than just sitting around here waiting for something amazing to happen. 

I'll give you a mental picture of what my everyday life is like. I wake up eat the same thing every morning, Yoplait yogurt and some sort of cereal if I feel adventurous I have a bagel. Then I lay around the house doing chores or whatever. then I talk to my mom who has her own complaints. Then I go hide from her until work. Then at work I stand at a register and say the same few phrases and hear the same complaints everyday. Honestly do you think I care? Then I drive home which is a 30 minute drive for a measly 7.50 an hour. 

You city people may think country living is wonderful but to be honest its boring. Yeah you have a big yard wooooooo. But the fact is you waste an unbelievable amount of gas money just to go to work. The living cost is more because for some reason the lest populated areas get taxed the most due to NO business. Which means no jobs for college kids like me trying to make it through.

So if you want country living go take a drive outside your city apartment every Sunday talk to some Amish people, pet a couple horses and take a picture. If your too lazy to do that admire pictures on Google earth or take a walk through a local park its the same exact thing! Yes this is a rant about how I hate my stupid little town of about 3000 people. So when I say I imagined doing something better I imagined getting the hell out of this place!